x402.professorsausages.com

Route probed: GET https://x402.professorsausages.com/news/headlines
Category: eat:news/research (tags: news, wallet, stocks, nft, company, gov-data) · Status: listing listed, probe active · Listing: 0.02 USD, 2 payers / 6 calls (30d, Bazaar) · Listed in: 402index, agentic-market, cdp-bazaar, x402-list
Last probe: 2026-10-23T17:16:17Z (8 min ago) · Recent valid 402: 3/3 · p50 221 ms
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2 valid 402s checked: terms consistent 2, Base USDC offered 2, price matches listing 2 (differs 0), payTo changed vs previous probe 0.

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• https://x402.professorsausages.com/news/headlines Newest headlines from a deduped, tiered 972-feed direct portfolio (primary sources + wires/majors + trade press + Hacker News + gated GDELT), newest first, up t (cdp-bazaar)
• https://x402.professorsausages.com/gas-oracle/prices Chainlink native-token USD prices (ETH/BNB/POL) with round metadata (cdp-bazaar)
• https://x402.professorsausages.com/news/crypto Top Crypto/NFT News — HIGH-SIGNAL only: hacks/exploits, launches & mainnets, NFT drops/mints, regulation/ETF/legislation, the majors, funding/partnerships; pric (cdp-bazaar)
• https://x402.professorsausages.com/sfx/mutate Mutate a known-good seed's sound (classic sfxr mutate) — nearby variations by parameter perturbation (cdp-bazaar)
• https://x402.professorsausages.com/ipo-calendar/withdrawn IPO registration withdrawals (Form RW) with time-in-registration — the market risk-sentiment tape (cdp-bazaar)
• GET https://x402.professorsausages.com/news/ai Top AI News — HIGH-SIGNAL only: model/weights releases, security incidents, agents & harnesses, the major labs, legislation, launches/deals; marketing, how-tos, (agentic-market)
• GET https://x402.professorsausages.com/sfx/batch N reproducible 8-bit SFX variations of a preset in one call — the game-jam workflow (≤16 per call) (agentic-market)
• GET https://x402.professorsausages.com/news/search Keyword search over the retained multi-day news archive (scanned span reported in depth + freshness.coverage) — AND-ed terms plus quoted phrases over title + su (agentic-market)
• GET https://x402.professorsausages.com/sfx/generate Deterministic 8-bit SFX synthesis from a preset + seed — base64 WAV plus the reproducible SFXR parameter block (agentic-market)
• GET https://x402.professorsausages.com/company/AAPL SEC company profile — resolve a ticker or CIK to identity, SIC/industry, filer category, HQ, and recent-filing cadence, cross-linked to the SEC suite (402index)
• GET https://x402.professorsausages.com/news/timeline Volume of matching headlines over time (hour/day buckets) plus average sentiment per bucket with its provenance (GDELT document tone vs local lexicon, never a s (agentic-market)
• GET https://x402.professorsausages.com/fx-rates/latest All ~30 currencies at the most recent ECB daily reference fixing, rebased to any covered currency — dated, attributed, agent-clean JSON (agentic-market)
• GET https://x402.professorsausages.com/minecraft/items A filtered, paginated sweep of the whole Minecraft Java Edition item registry, every row a complete item record. (agentic-market)
• GET https://x402.professorsausages.com/pokemon/species List & search Pokemon species by name, type or Pokedex range — paginated structured JSON reference for game agents (agentic-market)
• GET https://x402.professorsausages.com/prices/spot/ETH Live Chainlink oracle spot price for a pair (latestRoundData, on-chain) (402index)

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